…but it was the wrong colour…

‘IT WAS THE WRONG COLOUR!’ I screamed. My friend said red is the right colour but I said NO PURPLE IS THE RIGHT COLOUR FRIEND! And he yelled back, NO PURPLE IS THE RIGHT COLOUR YOU PIGEON! And then I yelled YOU CUCUMBER! And then our teacher saw us and joined in. NO THE RIGHT COLOUR IS GREEN LISTEN TO YOUR TEACHER! And then I yelled at the top of my voice ITS PURPLE YOU DOOR BELL! And then my mum saw me and said were going home now so I said one more minute so we worked it out.